
my goal in life is to be as happy as this pig was at this point of his little piggy life
what a good pig
i wanna be this pig
he’s so content just being a piggy
I play left out.
Have you ever noticed how horrifying those smiley french fries are in groups?
they’re like
you’re burning us alive
our insides are melting
hELP US

Submitted by nessastooshort
You know that moment when you’re reading a book and you just have to stop and bite your lip and squeal or sigh or close your eyes and wrinkle your nose and forehead and press the book against your heart and just like sit there and try to soak up the gorgeous literature via osmosis?
That’s my favorite part of reading.
me when studying
- me: okay lets study
- me: i did not learn this shit
- me: da fuq
- me: okay, the value of x is...
- me: it's fine i'll just fail
- me: oh my god i need to study
- me: this is quite easy
- me: no it isn't
- me: when will this ever benefit me in life
- me: aw hey i got a message
- me: the sky is so pretty
- me: must. not. give. up
- me: fuck it.








